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Do the job!
The wit and wisdom of Don Logan.
You louse.
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Mr. Fairly Balanced himself in all his glory.
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Almost everybody at Poisonskin
loves BottleRocket. So most everybody thinks Owen Wilson
is a good guy. He's been in a lot of crap movies, but
he's always great in them regardless. Now you have the
power of Owen Wilson in your hands.
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The PocketMovieQuiz is a simple application where you hear lines from 20 movies and are given 4 choices to identify the correct flick. Ages 9 and up.
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The PocketArnold. Based on the in famous prank phone
calls, the PocketArnold brings almost 100 utterances
and phrases from the infamous Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Easy to use and operate, the PocketArnold is fun for
the whole family, as long as some of your family members
aren't offended by the word fuck.
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PocketBush. American's number one president doing what he does best, making sound bites! |
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PocketTyler. A magic 8 ball
application where you can ask Fight Club's Tyler Durden
advice on your life and what a waste you have
become. |
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PocketHAL. Based on HAL 9000
from Kubrick's 2001, HAL features cutting edge magic
8-ball technology to solve all your problems. Much
kinder and more understanding than the Smile or Tyler,
the PocketHAL really listens and wants to help you
acheive your
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PocketSmile. A bad ass yellow
face dolling out advice to the masses. Ask it a
question. He'll act like an
ass. |
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PocketBacon.
Superstar Kevin Bacon saynig a few lines from a couple
of movies. Also included are bonus celebrities, Gene
Simmons, Matthew McConaughey, John Schneider, and David
Hasselhoff. Plus some other nonsense that I won't mention.
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PocketOJ. The original
PocketProduct. Hertz spokesman and all around crack up
OJ Simpson pops up at the click of a button sharing his
genuis. |
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