Hey everybody. It's me again, Gill L. Stone.

Things have been busy as they always are (har, har) but I've managed to get some work done on my latest assignement. The PocketOwenWilson.

Well, much like the PocketArnold, PocketOwenWilson is an application that allows you to call your friends and neighbors for some good old fashioned horsing around.

PocketOwenWilson also has some features that our other products haven't had. Probably because some of the higher ups at Poisonskin.com didn't allow me to work on hardly anything, or let my fucking advice be taken into concideration. LIKE ALWAYS!

The PocketOwenWilson allows for keyboard short cuts. Just hit the 'Keyboard Shortcuts' button on the bottom left of the screen, that will allow you to see the letters that correspond with each button.

Also, the PocketOwenWilson is resolution friendly. We (they) got a lot of email from people at low resolutions bitching and moaning that they couldn't see the whole screen. I hate bitching and moaning, so I avoided that bullshit and made the fucking thing fit at 800x600. Happy? But it doesn't really fit still.

God Damn It! Ok, I didn't get to work on this all that much, cause I can't code and nobody respects Paint Shop Pro anymore. At least they let me write the opening 'cause no one else wanted to and everybody's so busy no one checks anyone else's work once it goes into production cause this place is run by a bunch of selfish dumb-fucks who don't know shit about shit!


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